MONKEY FACTS:
Ninth in order, Chinese name -- " HOU, " sign of imagination
CHARACTERISTICS Imaginative, responsible,
humorous, witty, curious, clever, sneaky
Monkeys can run circles around other people with ease. They are
curious and clever people who catch on quickly to most anything.
Monkey people generally can accomplish any given task. They
appreciate difficult or challenging work as it stimulates them and
makes them think.
THE SIGN OF THE MONKEY
Monkeys are fun-loving people who really enjoy a good time with
friends, family or anyone else for that matter. They love practical
jokes and like to play tricks on colleagues and friends alike.
Monkeys tend to stir up trouble simply out of boredom, which can end
up being more hurtful than they intended. Often, when this causes
trouble, they expect others to understand it was all a joke and to
deal with the consequences on their own.
Monkeys are curious creatures as well. Some people call them
nosy. Others call them interested. The Chinese say they are just
downright curious. Although gifted with a strong intellect,
creativity and intuition are nor their fortes. They can't put
themselves in your shoes even if they try and will become easily
distracted or confused.
Health & Home Life
MONKEY HEALTH
Monkeys believe being sick is
a waste of time. They don't want to spend their days in bed. They
want to experiencing the flavors of life. Usually, Monkeys are very
healthy creatures, partly due to their active lifestyles. If they do
experience illness, it is usually of the nervous or circulatory
system.
MONKEY AT HOME
Most Monkeys enjoy the
activity offered by the city life rather than the quiet and
tranquility offered in a more rural lifestyle. They crave being in
the middle of things, enjoying life from a spectator's view. They
also enjoy people-watching and can amuse themselves for hours at a
time by just watching the people walk by. They need a view, and
their homes are usually filled with windows and picturesque
drawings.
CAREER AND FINANCE
THE MONKEY AT WORK
A Monkey's good memory
and his ability to adapt are two of his most prized possessions. He
is intelligent and stoic, able to pick new trades up quickly and
easily. Monkeys are also able to do all the work in half the time it
takes someone else, but will charge you double what someone else
would charge. As such, Monkeys generally take occupations in the
world of finance, such as banking, stock exchange or accounting.
MONEY AND THE MONKEY
Monkeys are just as
good as spending money as they are at making it. They can't really
save it because it burns a hole in their pockets. Occasionally
though, Monkeys should put a little away today for an emergency
tomorrow.
MONKEY CAREERS
Those born in the Year of the
Monkey share the same kinds of goals and objectives in life. The
occupations best suited for the Monkey are listed below:
MONKEYS MAKE EXCELLENT:
Scientists,
Engineers, Bankers, Accountants, Sales representatives, Market
traders, Jewelers, Air traffic controllers, Couriers, Film
directors, Critics, Buyers, Dealers
Pleasures
LIEKS AND DISLIKES
Since Monkeys are born
under the same Animal Sign they often share likes and dislikes.
Following are similar likes and dislikes of the Monkey personality.
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Likes |
Dislikes
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* a challenge * to listen to other's problems and
worries * to care for people * casting horoscopes
* alternative belief systems * to travel *
practical jokes * decorating their house * reading
tarot cards * visiting friends * ethnic art *
games of chance * nightclubs |
* routine * pubs and alcohol * established
religions * being manipulated * depending on others
* doing without money * purely physical work * the
achievements of others * conventional people *
compromising their independence |
Monkey Preferences:
Color Preference:
Yellow and Gold
Gems and Stones: Quartz
Crystal, Aquamarine, Topaz, Agate
Suitable Gifts:
Books, pens, mobile phone, a makeover, joke book, crossword
puzzles
Hobbies and Pastimes: Playing an
instrument, working a puzzle, karaoke, mind teasers
Friends, Parents & Children
FRIENDS
Monkeys are sociable and lovable and
make good friends. As they desire attention, they generally have a
grand following of friends and acquaintances. No other animal finds
communication and talking with others quite as easy as the Monkey
does. As friends they will make you laugh when you want to cry.
People want their Monkey friends around them because of their wit,
sensitivity and effervescence.
Best Friends: Dragons and Rats
MONKEY PARENTS AND BABIES
Monkey parents can
be more like big brothers and sisters than actual parents. They
retain their child-like qualities and therefore find it easier to
relate to their children than other people might. Monkey parents
don't experience the generation gap other families might, partly
because they remember what it is like to be a child. However,
becoming a parent can cramp a Monkey's style. They are not ones to
stay inside, helping with homework on a Friday night. They would
prefer to be out and about, and sometimes take their children with
them if it's appropriate.
LOVE
THE MONKEY LOVER
Monkeys, of all the other
signs, are the most promiscuous. They are flirtatious and like to
seek the attention of others to get what they want. They are easily
bored and must be stimulated intellectually as well as physically in
order to stay around for extended periods of time. The Monkey can be
clever, mischievous and manipulative when pursuing a love interest.
MARRIAGE
Monkeys are intense, sensual
lovers. They can tease or charm anyone in a matter of seconds. They
enjoy entertaining their lovers with their senses of humor and their
ability to captivate a crowd. When the Monkey decides on a mate, it
is likely to be forever.
THE MONKEY LOVE PARTNER
A Monkey's best love
interest is lighthearted and open-minded. He can't be overly
sensitive or the Monkey will lose interest.